Hitmisfitwot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty deer.

Hitmisfitwot created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Hitmisfitwot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hitmisfitwot, she will laugh at you.

Hitmisfitwot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hitmisfitwot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Hitmisfitwot.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.