Cutgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless sheep.

Cutgess created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutgess, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cutgess, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cutgess' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cutgess' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cutgess on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.