Lannabyarpdan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty chinchilla.

Lannabyarpdan created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lannabyarpdan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lannabyarpdan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lannabyarpdan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lannabyarpdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of badgers.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.