Dotrilltip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive eagle.

Dotrilltip created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotrilltip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dotrilltip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dotrilltip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dotrilltip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never feed figs to seals while wearing white dresses.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.