Komjopster is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic faun.

Komjopster created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komjopster, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Komjopster, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Komjopster's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Komjopster's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never think about optics near capybaras while wearing pink ear rings and balancing seven iron spheres on your hands.

3. Do not take Komjopster's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.