Rowminbin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying whale.

Rowminbin created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowminbin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowminbin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rowminbin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rowminbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not commit murder.