Stafvanfad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong octopus.

Stafvanfad created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafvanfad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stafvanfad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stafvanfad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stafvanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Worship no other gods but Stafvanfad.

5. Never think about nebulae.