Banjopsag Cumnillvab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest horse.

Banjopsag Cumnillvab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banjopsag Cumnillvab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Banjopsag Cumnillvab, she will turn you into a worm.

Banjopsag Cumnillvab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Banjopsag Cumnillvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.