Cimbotbed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, slow dog.

Cimbotbed created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimbotbed, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimbotbed, he will turn you into a rat.

Cimbotbed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cimbotbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands indigo.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not bounce in public.