Gepkomsis is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, emotional crocodile.

Gepkomsis created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkomsis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepkomsis, she will cry a lot.

Gepkomsis' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gepkomsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not take Gepkomsis' name in vain.