Nuttlatrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable grasshopper.

Nuttlatrip created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlatrip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttlatrip, she will strike you with lightening.

Nuttlatrip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nuttlatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nuttlatrip on top of all buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.