Konrakloop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous faun.

Konrakloop created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konrakloop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konrakloop, she will make you grow a tail.

Konrakloop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Konrakloop's Holy Commandments

1. Konrakloop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konrakloop.

5. Do not cook food in pots.