Hudkommit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful lizard.

Hudkommit created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudkommit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudkommit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hudkommit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hudkommit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured badgers.