Baflenrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-confident dog.

Baflenrul created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baflenrul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Baflenrul, she will strike you with lightening.

Baflenrul's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Baflenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never wear brown trousers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Baflenrul.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.