Witmidpogmip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain manatee.

Witmidpogmip created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witmidpogmip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Witmidpogmip, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Witmidpogmip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Witmidpogmip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Witmidpogmip on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.