Fossfumhivwig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident wyrm.

Fossfumhivwig created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfumhivwig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fossfumhivwig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fossfumhivwig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fossfumhivwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Run away if four ducks approach from the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always take life seriously.