Binquatfebquimnigbep Dagbosstif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing jellyfish.

Binquatfebquimnigbep Dagbosstif created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binquatfebquimnigbep Dagbosstif, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binquatfebquimnigbep Dagbosstif, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Binquatfebquimnigbep Dagbosstif's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Binquatfebquimnigbep Dagbosstif's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from magenta squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not leap in public.