Cumomtstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring jackal.

Cumomtstip created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumomtstip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cumomtstip, he will turn you into a tree.

Cumomtstip's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cumomtstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always help horses.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.