Saflarngig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, competent horse.

Saflarngig created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saflarngig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Saflarngig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Saflarngig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Saflarngig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Saflarngig loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.