Fasvagcat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered hare.

Fasvagcat created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasvagcat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fasvagcat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fasvagcat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fasvagcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never paint your arms violet.