Bonyimcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast bear.

Bonyimcud created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Bonyimcud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonyimcud, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bonyimcud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bonyimcud's Holy Commandments

1. Bonyimcud loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Bonyimcud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not stand on grass.