Donligban is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, uncaring beaver.

Donligban created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donligban, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Donligban, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Donligban's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Donligban's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Hide from green monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.