Bedzassbess is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful aardvark.

Bedzassbess created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedzassbess, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bedzassbess, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bedzassbess' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bedzassbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bedzassbess' priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedzassbess.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about galaxies.