Davbunbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying snail.

Davbunbonk created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbunbonk, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Davbunbonk, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Davbunbonk's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Davbunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.