Yokjan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able wombat.

Yokjan created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokjan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yokjan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yokjan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yokjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Yokjan loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about gravity.