Titkopmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient fish.

Titkopmin created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titkopmin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Titkopmin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Titkopmin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Titkopmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Never paint your legs yellow.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to music.