Hanhomsab Tadwikgemyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing toad.

Hanhomsab Tadwikgemyatt created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hanhomsab Tadwikgemyatt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hanhomsab Tadwikgemyatt, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hanhomsab Tadwikgemyatt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hanhomsab Tadwikgemyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hanhomsab Tadwikgemyatt.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Never write about asteroids.