Mitgiggut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy cobra.

Mitgiggut created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Mitgiggut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitgiggut, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mitgiggut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mitgiggut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never paint your back yellow.

4. Never wear gray tights.

5. Always wear indigo.