Ditnurcumzedarpdotbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sage bat.

Ditnurcumzedarpdotbin created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditnurcumzedarpdotbin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditnurcumzedarpdotbin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ditnurcumzedarpdotbin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ditnurcumzedarpdotbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never run near doves.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Ditnurcumzedarpdotbin on top of important buildings.