Bagcetjip Rilpitvil is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful coyote.

Bagcetjip Rilpitvil created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagcetjip Rilpitvil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bagcetjip Rilpitvil, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bagcetjip Rilpitvil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bagcetjip Rilpitvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.