Dadtifpin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented goblin.

Dadtifpin created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dadtifpin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadtifpin, she will not care at all.

Dadtifpin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dadtifpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dadtifpin.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair red.