Cinvonjigyokruttflapomt is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, temperamental owl.

Cinvonjigyokruttflapomt created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Cinvonjigyokruttflapomt, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinvonjigyokruttflapomt, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cinvonjigyokruttflapomt's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cinvonjigyokruttflapomt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cinvonjigyokruttflapomt five times a day.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing red skirts.