Gudlipgonwip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful rat.

Gudlipgonwip created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlipgonwip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gudlipgonwip, he will make you grow a tail.

Gudlipgonwip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gudlipgonwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gudlipgonwip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Gudlipgonwip's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray immersed in water.