Cudyarlvad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured lion.

Cudyarlvad created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyarlvad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudyarlvad, he will turn you into a mole.

Cudyarlvad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cudyarlvad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cudyarlvad.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing pink shoes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.