Metpograg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing horse.

Metpograg created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Metpograg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Metpograg, it will turn you into a plant.

Metpograg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Metpograg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Metpograg.