Fubspag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud swallow.

Fubspag created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubspag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fubspag, she will turn you into a mole.

Fubspag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fubspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect five copper sculptures of Fubspag on top of important buildings.