Pogcarhug is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise slug.

Pogcarhug created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogcarhug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pogcarhug, it will not invite you to parties.

Pogcarhug's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pogcarhug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogcarhug.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away if nine whales approach from the south.

5. Feed all hungry birds.