Natsislat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing chinchilla.

Natsislat created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Natsislat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Natsislat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Natsislat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Natsislat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to horses while wearing orange trousers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.