Bifhadrut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, capable hippopotamus.

Bifhadrut created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Bifhadrut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bifhadrut, it will turn you into a snail.

Bifhadrut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bifhadrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Bifhadrut's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.