Jinlenrill is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humane cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jinlenrill created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jinlenrill, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jinlenrill, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jinlenrill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jinlenrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white jumpers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt great tits.