Yatbogyam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart goat.

Yatbogyam created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yatbogyam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatbogyam, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yatbogyam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yatbogyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never jump near manatees.