Motbopmap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident hamster.

Motbopmap created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motbopmap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Motbopmap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Motbopmap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Motbopmap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Motbopmap first in all things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.