Daggem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable skunk.

Daggem created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Daggem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Daggem, it will ignore you.

Daggem's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Daggem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your face magenta.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.