Hintonknel is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, irritating sheep.

Hintonknel created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hintonknel, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hintonknel, it will turn you into a tree.

Hintonknel's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hintonknel's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Never eat green fruit.