Konminrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous walrus.

Konminrag created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konminrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Konminrag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Konminrag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Konminrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Konminrag first in all things.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if four ducks approach from the south.