Febquagfabtail is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous fish.

Febquagfabtail created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febquagfabtail, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Febquagfabtail, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Febquagfabtail's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Febquagfabtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never feed corn to manatees while wearing kilts.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing mauve hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.

5. Never chant near whales.