Benbastbag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witless chinchilla.

Benbastbag created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benbastbag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Benbastbag, he will destroy your home planet.

Benbastbag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Benbastbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing turquoise trousers.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Always help mites.

5. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.