Sissogdamgab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful wren.

Sissogdamgab created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sissogdamgab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sissogdamgab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sissogdamgab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sissogdamgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing mauve tights and balancing five titanium spheres on your head.

2. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.