Venfarnvab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, strong otter.

Venfarnvab created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venfarnvab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Venfarnvab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Venfarnvab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Venfarnvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Run away if five snakes approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.