Arngamrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous finch.

Arngamrap created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arngamrap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arngamrap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arngamrap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Arngamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.